An Article About Belt Buckles!
This is an article
about belt buckles. How, you ask, could someone possible take on the daunting
task of writing an entire story about belt buckles? Well, admittedly, the prospect
of researching and writing all about belt buckles - what a broad subject! - wasn't
all that appealing to us here at Gold Mountain Mining Company.
But you, know what? Just like most things in life, we seem to waste more time
preparing to do something then actually doing it. So, just plunged in.
So, I just started
writing about belt buckles. Actually, I should probably say that I am now
writing about belt buckles because, well, that's what I'm doing at this moment.
the Beef in Belt Buckles?
you are probably saying at this point. "Where's the beef?" Okay, okay!
I'll now proceed to give you the full-on low-down on belt buckles. To paraphrase
our old pal, Wikipedia.org, "Belt buckles have a clasp for fastening two
ends, as of straps or a belt, in which a device attached to one of the ends is
fitted or coupled to the other."
Ha! And you thought my miscellaneous ramblings from here, deep in the bowels of
Gold Mountain Mining Company, about belt buckles was
boring. Anyway, in its belt buckles article, the 'pedia does go on to say "the
Belt Buckle has secured a loyal following of collectors," thus keeping
of Belt Buckles
Yeah, yeah. We know.
There are a lot of other kind of belt buckles than western
belt buckles. But we here at Gold Mountain Mining Company
will argue all day until the cows come home that western
belt buckles receive the most attention for very good reason. Just take one
look at the 100 belt buckles shown on our trophy
buckle page! You will undoubtedly see what the heck we are talking about.
Never will you see such a spectacle of belt buckles. Here you will behold more
creative, artistic and just truly beautiful belt buckles than you had thought
possible. Really and truly.
There are many stories about the origins and history of belt buckles. We could
go ahead and reprint all these different versions of the history of belt buckles,
but we really don't know which version is truly correct and, honestly, it would
just muddy the waters of this candidly hysterical story about belt buckles. If
you've gotten this far in this silly Gold Mountain Mining
Company belt buckles article, than you are undoubtedly amazed how this could
have happened. And so are we! We offer you our sincere thanks for plodding along.
Spending the precious moments of your God-given life plodding through a seemingly
directionless article about belt buckles is truly a gift to us. Let us at Gold
Mountain Mining Company return the favor and offer you the opportunity - by
purchasing some belt buckles - to show just why we have such a fantastic reputation
for superior customer service.