Imagine the scene:
it's a hot, dusty August day somewhere in God's country, and you have accidentally
committed maybe the worst sin imaginable - you arrived at your local rodeo without
any of your own custom made belt buckles. Bein' at a rodeo without yer custom
made belt buckles would be like showin' up at a Garth Brooks concert without
yer boots on. Or even like visiting BuildABuckle.com and not buying anything.
Sacrilege. Taboo. Unheard of!
Your Custom Made Belt Buckles
So what in heck
do you do out there in the bright sun, standin' as naked as jaybird without
any of yer custom made belt buckles? Well, home is 40 miles north, so that ain't
gonna happen, especially cuz your best buddy, Trevor, will be tryin' his luck
at bareback in 'bout an hour. Can't miss that. Hmm.
But then, like
the tinkling sound of an angel off in the distance, you hear it: "Custom
made belt buckles! Get yer red hot custom made belt buckles!"
You stop in your
tracks. You do that little shake of the head thing like they do in they do in
the cartoons. You pull your hair away from your ear so you can hear better.
Sure enough, there it is again, this time a little louder. "We got custom
made belt buckles ripe for the pickins! Step right up, don't be shy
made belt buckles for everyone! From your friends at BuckleBuilder.com."
Belt Buckles - Deep-Fried!
Okay, that was
for real, and it sounds like it came from the other side of the fritter cart.
You keep hearing that siren's song as you make your way through the throngs
of fritter lovers. Darned that fritter cart! Every year it's just jam-packed
with folks and families all a-waitin' to sink their chops into gosh-knows-what
slopped with dough and fried deep in some way-too-old oil. But you are on a
mission. "Get oughta my way, you dang-blasted fritter-frats," you
think, almost out loud.
And then the crowd
parts and a flash of silver, then a flash of gold sweeps across your vision.
"Behold! For I have given you a world of custom made belt buckles and for
you they shall hold up your britches." Wait a minute, who said that? Was
that really The Big Guy communicatin' directly with my cranium about custom
made belt buckles? Couldn't be. Can't imagine he's got nothin' else to do but
lead me to the custom made belt buckles promised land.
But, facts are
facts and, yes indeed, right there before you is the sparkling, bristling BuckleBuilder.com
custom made belt buckles vendor cart.
Belt Buckles From A Cart?
Wait a minute,
how can this be? You can't sell custom made belt buckles from a cart! These
things take weeks to prepare. How can they be a-sellin' custom made belt buckles?
Well, thanks to
the latest technological advances from BuckleBuilder.com
in metal formation and finishing, our new Buckle Builder machine* has reduced
the normal production time from three weeks to just 13 minutes! Or at least
that's what you learn upon reading our custom made belt buckles brochure.
Slap! Ding! Pop!
Kerplunk! That's the sound of the Buckle Builder goin' at it. You see dozens
of custom made belt buckles decorating the BuckleBuilder.com
cart. They sure are beautiful. But most important, relief is in sight. You breeze
through our catalog and place your order: "I'll have one o' those 4-inch
by 5-inch oval-shaped custom made belt buckles with flames on the side, a Regal
Red background, team ropers figure, and the year 2007 on there. The top ribbon
should be engraved in Powder Pink to say I LOVE CUSTOM MADE BELT BUCKLES and
the bottom ribbon should say AND SO DO MY GRANDKIDS.
later, you are all set. Out from the Buckle Builder comes another set of bright
and shiny custom made belt buckles. You snap yours in place, strap it on and,
thanks to your pals at BuckleBuilder.com,
custom made belt buckles, all is once again right with the world.
* Buckle Builder is a fiction created strictly from our twisted
minds for entertainment purposes of this article. But make no mistake
we are workin' on the real thing!